Just fell off a train. Bad.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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