chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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