So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
tell me about the fingering
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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