i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
