She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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