She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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