it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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