He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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