no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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