new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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