absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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