i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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