No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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