READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He felt like a one man threesome
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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