well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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