he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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