just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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