Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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