I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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