he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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