what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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