so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it was like eating out sand paper
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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