yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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