O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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