But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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