Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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