So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
