Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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