so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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