Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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