Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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