I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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