i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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