Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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