dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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