You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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