you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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