Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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