Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i think i have herpe
just one?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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