if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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