i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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