Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
