whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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