How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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