Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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