actually, I'm a sock model
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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