God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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