Whod you bang
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
