Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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