he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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