For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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