I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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